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Mez

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3435 on: February 27, 2010, 05:48:41 PM »
I'd never looked so closely at a goat's arse before .. and I can't see the attraction, frankly.

No Az, it wasn't MY sister, but it may have been yours.  And I'm not driving any of your goat-fucker relatives in MY Ferrari.

In fact, I'm considering banning all goats from my Ferrari.  Sorry Nanny, I know you consider me your best friend, but that's the way the Oreo deteriorates.  8-)
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3436 on: March 03, 2010, 05:29:45 PM »
Nanny told me to tell you to get fucked and she really hates you. She only talks to you for the drugs.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3437 on: March 03, 2010, 08:11:57 PM »
I only talk to nanny because of the drugs.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3438 on: March 03, 2010, 08:16:27 PM »
She's got good shit.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3439 on: March 03, 2010, 09:07:08 PM »
Coprophage.  :-P

Actually, Nanny's drug use has escalated lately - you probably could get off on her shit.

Dig in, Az.

*takes Ferrari a very long way away*
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3440 on: March 04, 2010, 06:34:57 AM »
This is good shit man.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3441 on: March 04, 2010, 09:35:34 AM »
But Mez is a chick?.......
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Quote from: Azazel on April 24, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3442 on: March 04, 2010, 02:08:27 PM »
Hammer, she's not that old, you still should be able to spot the signs.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3443 on: March 05, 2010, 11:12:18 AM »
Quote from: hammer on March 04, 2010, 09:35:34 AM
But Mez is a chick?.......

Actually, I'm a chook.   8-)
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3444 on: March 05, 2010, 05:45:24 PM »
Quote from: Mez on March 05, 2010, 11:12:18 AM
Actually, I'm a chook.   8-)

An old boiler?
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3445 on: March 05, 2010, 11:32:29 PM »
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3446 on: March 06, 2010, 12:24:52 AM »
Several times, from what you've told us......
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.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the

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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3447 on: March 06, 2010, 10:44:55 PM »
*takes off in Ferrari so fast that little bits of gravel lodge themselves in Hammer and Az's eyes*

I may be an old plucked chook but by God I can drive.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3448 on: March 07, 2010, 12:09:34 AM »
Why do people always tear off in the Ferrari, really loudly while I'm in the back hungover? it's not fair.
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Re: Win a new Ferrari!
« Reply #3449 on: March 07, 2010, 01:00:55 AM »
No, it's not fair. It's a Ferrari!

IT'S FUCKING RED!

Which bit don't you get?
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.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

Y'know - This is one of those moments I totally agree with AZ - That's the
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