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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2006, 07:27:34 PM »

Dear Biscuit,

I don't know what to do. Any suggestions?

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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #31 on: September 25, 2006, 07:34:49 PM »

Dear Biscuit,

I'm concerned about the erosion of my personal freedoms and the continued attempts by environmentalists to stop me making money from my sizable uranium mine.  These are the same freaks who would have me believe that the world is undergoing global warming and yet I was very cold today.

What can I do?
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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #32 on: September 25, 2006, 07:39:12 PM »

Dear Biscuit,

I'm concerned about the erosion of my personal freedoms and the continued attempts by environmentalists to stop me making money from my sizable uranium mine.  These are the same freaks who would have me believe that the world is undergoing global warming and yet I was very cold today.

What can I do?

I'll step in for Biscuit on this one.

I suggest that you eat uranium from the afore mentioned uranium mine until you are so radioactive that none of those pesky environmentalists come anywhere near you or your mine. Obviously with uranium being a safe and clean energy source, your family and fellow evil doers, I mean friends, can approach you without having to worry about any side affects
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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #33 on: September 25, 2006, 07:43:53 PM »

I'll step in for Biscuit on this one.

I suggest that you eat uranium from the afore mentioned uranium mine until you are so radioactive that none of those pesky environmentalists come anywhere near you or your mine. Obviously with uranium being a safe and clean energy source, your family and fellow evil doers, I mean friends, can approach you without having to worry about any side affects

Oh Aleks, there you are. Shouldn't you be off somewhere complaining to someone about your ill treatment or your victimisation in general?

Hang on...

Dear Biscuit,

I know this man who has a massive chip on his shoulder about being generally unloved by everyone. What can Aleks this man do?

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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #34 on: September 25, 2006, 07:49:33 PM »

Oh Aleks, there you are. Shouldn't you be off somewhere complaining to someone about your ill treatment or your victimisation in general?

Hang on...

Dear Biscuit,

I know this man who has a massive chip on his shoulder about being generally unloved by everyone. What can Aleks this man do?


Funny, it seems you are the one who likes to bring it up. Like now for example. Which reminds me...


Dear Biscuit,

I know this creature who likes to criticise others for constantly bringing up a topic, yet it cannot help but bring up the same topic for no reason all the time. What should Pertinax the princess of darkness do?
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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #35 on: September 25, 2006, 07:55:01 PM »

Oh, PS Biscuit.

He also likes to act abusive and like a complete fuckwit in in public, yet claims to be misunderstond and a decent guy in private conversations - even trying to get people to vouch for him on this. What should he do about his duel personas?
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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #36 on: September 25, 2006, 08:00:04 PM »

Perty owns a uranium mine?!
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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #37 on: September 25, 2006, 08:03:25 PM »

Perty owns a uranium mine?!

Yeah, he's/she's the princess of darkness
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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #38 on: September 25, 2006, 08:04:18 PM »

Perty owns a uranium mine?!

... and an enrichment plant.   :-D

*eyes off future sales to failed states*
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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #39 on: September 25, 2006, 08:06:36 PM »

... and an enrichment plant.   :-D

*eyes off future sales to failed states*

Well that's got to be a good way to pick up chicks! Oh yeah..you're married. Tassie doesn't want uranium  :lol: We have so many rivers to dam instead!
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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #40 on: September 25, 2006, 08:07:40 PM »

Yeah, he's/she's the princess of darkness

He`s certainly got a follower.

I'll step in for Biscuit on this one.

I suggest that you eat uranium from the afore mentioned uranium mine until you are so radioactive that none of those pesky environmentalists come anywhere near you or your mine. Obviously with uranium being a safe and clean energy source, your family and fellow evil doers, I mean friends, can approach you without having to worry about any side affects
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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #41 on: September 25, 2006, 08:09:33 PM »


Hi Bis.

I am concerned about your wellbeing. In your times of crisis, to whom do you turn?

Therapists need a supervisor to unload to. I suggest you appoint such  person.

Good Day.  :-)
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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #42 on: September 25, 2006, 08:10:33 PM »

Dear Biscuit,

I have a stalker who, despite my protests to the contrary, refuses to believe that I'm a man. I'm concerned that he'll send flowers to my home address.

What should I do?

This is going to be so much more fun than the last one...
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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #43 on: September 25, 2006, 08:11:20 PM »

Dear Biscuit

I seem to have a strange compulsion that makes me post pictures of Pauly Shore when great threads go off on tangents which detract from their greatness. What should I do?


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Re: Tell me your problem
« Reply #44 on: September 25, 2006, 08:13:22 PM »

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