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[Lord Biscuit©]

In the interests of advancing the already stellar career of Naomi Robson, I was think we chaserites could help out by coming up with fresh ideas for Naomi's next assignment.

Now that she is at the front of International Journalism, the world is her (and our) oyster.

I'm thinking she could start with an assignment to Sudan, where there plenty of remote areas and kiddies in need of Naomis caring hand...maybe Dafur?

War zones also seem like good places for Naomi. She could go in disguise...you know, just one layer of make up and a small humvee with just 4 stylists.

Any more ideas?

[Azazel]

How about a whore in a dirty indian brothel?

[Lord Biscuit©]

How about a whore in a dirty indian brothel?

Now that would hardly be a challenge, would it?

[Azazel]

I should have said without make-up or stylists

[Pertinax]

I think we should send her on an undercover assignment to expose eastern european sex slavery.

[Jaseologist]

I think we should send her on an undercover assignment to expose eastern european sex slavery.

I look forwarwd to the "uncut" footage.  The footage of her personage getting reamed by a stallion will certainly be filed in my "spank-bank". 

[Azazel]

I didn't know Sylvestor Stallone was into that sort of thing anymore

[Hammo]

Showing us the best way of smuggling drugs ino Bali.

[Mez]

War zones also seem like good places for Naomi. She could go in disguise...you know, just one layer of make up and a small humvee with just 4 stylists.

  Lovely, Bix.

As for all the above posts, why the sexual degradation theme?   

[bollocks]

that confused me too merran.
sexual degradation is usually reserved for women and naomi is clearly a man.

[Mez]

I think she took lessons from Mike Moore on Frontline. 

[bollocks]

 

but mike earnestly believed that he was 'helping' when he did things like debates between the warring racial groups.
naomi doesn't strike me as much of a peacemaker

also, mike was more feminine.

[Thaluikhain]

Meh...she should come out and say how bullshit her programmes are, and they should air it...


The sex thing is probably cause people thnik she is hot...

[DiddlySquat]

Typical Day in the Life of an Accountant

[Eliza]

but mike earnestly believed that he was 'helping' when he did things like debates between the warring racial groups.
naomi doesn't strike me as much of a peacemaker

also, mike was more feminine.

Of course, Mike WAS more feminine. Although, they do have a couple of things they have in common.

1. they both probably have 'I' disease.
2. they both express their opinions on national television.
3. They both probably think that they're helping develop the nation by bringing it the news every night.
4. (this one just could be me) they both do the eyebrow thing & the head movements.