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Author Topic: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)  (Read 35371 times)

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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #855 on: May 12, 2010, 04:52:08 PM »

No you really do wish, then I'd want to sex you like I want to sex Jemaine & Bret ;D

What, you'd want to sex me while I was singing some humourous self-deprecating song I made up?

I had a really weird dream. Earth was being invaded by aliens and it was up to me to save humanity. Only I was more interested in pursuing a relationship with one of the aliens. Who was a male. The aliens looked like those creatures from Avatar. I think I need a brain doctor.

Well, if they are aliens, than male and female are fairly arbitrary distinctions, aren't they?

I mean, there are trees which supposedly lean towards one gender or the other, but that doesn't matter, because we're in love.
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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #856 on: May 12, 2010, 04:53:26 PM »

What, you'd want to sex me while I was singing some humourous self-deprecating song I made up?

Only if you looked like Jemaine or Bret.
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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #857 on: May 12, 2010, 04:57:31 PM »

Bad hair and a beard/glasses?
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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #858 on: May 12, 2010, 07:20:32 PM »

I had a really weird dream. Earth was being invaded by aliens and it was up to me to save humanity. Only I was more interested in pursuing a relationship with one of the aliens. Who was a male. The aliens looked like those creatures from Avatar. I think I need a brain doctor.

Typical Nate - consorting with the enemy whilst pursuing active buggery.   :-P
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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #859 on: May 12, 2010, 07:24:16 PM »

*cleans mezs glasses*
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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #860 on: May 12, 2010, 08:19:36 PM »

Why, thank you Frazzy.  I've been abusing the wrong person!  Sorry Nate, sorry Nick2, but I still think it's creepy to dream of fucking invader aliens. 
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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #861 on: May 13, 2010, 12:05:22 AM »

I think this simply means you want to have sex with your mother.

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Sorry, I just had to do that because I'm lyrically/computationally frustrated right now

I think this simply means you want to have sex with your mother.

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Now you've really fucked up my evening!

In revenge, in my dreams tonight,
your biscuit will be the medium my speed boat moves through
The vacuum cleaner YOU have to fix will run on AAA cells, but have a USB port
And my boss will get pissed off at YOU! :x

Let's see how bright & shiny you feel tomorrow!
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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #862 on: May 16, 2010, 12:33:22 AM »

Sort of odd dream involving barricading myself in a room due to monsters roaming around, getting bored and going out with a mob of people to fight the monsters (half bear, half dog things, or something) Visi being swallowed whole by a random lizard and regurgitated in several pieces.  Then person in charge wanted to destroy all our weapons despite monster being about, and then chuck various peopel onto the fire as well, as part of some crazy magic ritual.

Then it got weird.
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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #863 on: May 16, 2010, 12:36:30 AM »

You dream about Vis a bit too much.
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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #864 on: May 16, 2010, 12:38:59 AM »

Well, she was only in that dream for about 10 seconds, and most of the time I couldn't see her, due to her being inside a lizard I was tasering in the hope it'd regurgitate her unharmed.

Other than that, no dreams about Visi come to mind.  It's not like I dreamt I married her or anything (now, that's creepy).
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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #865 on: May 16, 2010, 12:43:45 AM »

Well, she was only in that dream for about 10 seconds, and most of the time I couldn't see her, due to her being inside a lizard I was tasering in the hope it'd regurgitate her unharmed.

Other than that, no dreams about Visi come to mind.  It's not like I dreamt I married her or anything (now, that's creepy).

Marrying?

No.

Just the hero to the rescue fantasy...

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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #866 on: May 16, 2010, 01:22:44 AM »

In revenge, in my dreams tonight,
your biscuit will be the medium my speed boat moves through
The vacuum cleaner YOU have to fix will run on AAA cells, but have a USB port
And my boss will get pissed off at YOU! :x

Let's see how bright & shiny you feel tomorrow!
Hey, it not my fault! This diagnosis is from a Standard Practitioners Guide to Psychoanalysis. 3rd Edition.
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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #867 on: May 17, 2010, 12:44:30 AM »

My brain is not covered in any of those volumes!

You need the non-standard guide to analyzing Psycho's

And buy a normal vacuum cleaner if you want me to fix it!
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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #868 on: May 17, 2010, 12:58:18 PM »

Strange dream, in which the guy from The Whispere in the Dark had to go off somewhere, so I had to spend the night defending his house from Lovecraftian monsters, armed only with a lever action rifle and a revolver...spent much time wishing Garands had been developed.

The it turned into some crap US action movie style thing, about a psychic Muslim terrorist supervillain.
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Re: Sweet Dreams (are made of these?)
« Reply #869 on: May 17, 2010, 01:03:03 PM »

Wow, you don't have penis issues.

Least it wasn't about Vis...
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