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[Thaluikhain]

I don't see myself ending up in top model, though, I'm not reflective enough, and I show up too well on radar.

[hammer]

I have that problem too

Unfortunately the radar is usually being held by traffic cops

[Mez]

Yep, sounds like Top Model.

Sounds a bit like My Generation, too. Or The Farmer wants a Root?

[Invisible Friend.]

I had the weirdest dream last night. It was so weird. I was up the coast on holiday when I bumped into Lexii and I have never met her before but I was like hey how are you? And she was all like hello. And she said she lived around the corner and did I want to come and see her house. So I was like sure. Anyways she lived in this pretty cool new apartment place. With super white carpets and I left a foot print on the carpet and I was like sorry! And Lexii was like no worries, so I just took my shoes off. Anyways the tour was nearly over and then her mother came home so she introduced us. And then the mother gave me this evil look and told me to wait outside.

So I went outside and there was some Sydney Sixers cricket players practising on this oval place so I was just watching. And then the mother came out and fully started yelling at me why was I in her house. And then she tackled me to the ground and started hitting me in the face and I was yelling and then she punched me in the vagina in her rage so I started calling her a paedophile. And she was crazy and that I still wanted my shoes back which were at the front door.

And then the police came and tried to arrest me for calling her a paedophile. But I was like she is a psychotic paedophile and was trying to say I had no idea what was going on.

Anyways then it flashed forward a few years and I was on holidays again there but I had to dye my hair a different colour so she wouldn't recognise me. But then I secretly made friends with the evil mother and these other two people and we went to this Asian noodle place and I ordered her this 'Paedophile Pot Noodle' thing off the menu and then she realised who I was but I was yelling at her and ran away.

And then it flashed to actual Lexii and she had moved back to Canberra and she was upset because she had gotten into trouble because her mother thought the footprint was hers and that she wasn't allowed to have her online shopping shipped to her mother's address any more. So I was like sorry you can send your things to my house if you really want.

And then I woke up. What the hell? Look I even tried to do paragraphs.

[Thaluikhain]

That's a big weird, yeah.

Paragraphs, too.

Oh, um...when you say "punched you in the vagina", do you mean she hit you in the groin area in general, or the vagina specifically?  Cause the latter would probably really, really hurt more than the former, being internal and all.

[Invisible Friend.]

I dunno. It was a dream about being violently abused by the parents of an ex forum member. Excuse me if the details were foggy...

[Thaluikhain]

Personally, if someone had stuck something up there, I'd probably remember it.

...

Ok, that sounds like I'm judging you, but that's not what I mean.

[Frazzy?]

I dreamed that mr frazz and I were discussing how many legs an octopus would have to hurt before it had to walk with a cane, and there was an octopus there, who we were ignoring, and who was getting really angry at our talk of hypothetically crippling octopuses, and the octopus had Adam Richard's voice.

[Pinball Neil]

Haha, frazz.

Bit disappointed I wasn't in Vis' dream though.

I had a dream last night that I was enrolling at UNSW and then I got distracted by a really hot Asian chick (it happens) while I was lining up and it made me delay the line. Some Indian girl with a strong accent got all indignant and called me a 'fob from Melbourne'! I was a bit upset at that and explained 'I have lived in Sydney nearly all my life and also who catches a boat from Melbourne and if we're going with stereotypes you're probably from the Hills District'. First time my Melbourne origins have surfaced as a point of angst in either dreams or irl.

[Invisible Friend.]

You can be in my dreams EVERY night, Neil. I'm not some crazy you know.

Although having said that and at the risk of already sounding like a creepy stalker of this person. Biscuit was in my dream last night. In the form of Shaun Micallef. And he had a really nice car. Like an old blue Cadillac convertible and he was just driving around and instead of finding out who he was I got distracted by someone posting Batman things on Facebook.

[Nick 2]

you spend too much time on the internet

[Monsieur Blond]

Had a dream I woke up and had uni today and got SUPER EXCITED. Then I really woke up and realised I had work instead. I juts miss French lessons. And hanging out by myself judging lame-os.

[Thaluikhain]

"Missing French lessons"?

I'm sorta hoping that's a euphemism for something.

[Bookworm]

Maybe she's missing the French Kisses.

that said, I prefer Aussie kisses (they're like french ones, but down under)

[Thaluikhain]

You have officially turned into Mez.

Or Paul McCartney, I guess.