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Author Topic: Finish my 7 word story  (Read 75562 times)

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MelCN

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Finish my 7 word story
« on: July 27, 2006, 11:10:52 PM »

Once upon a time, there festered a ....
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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2006, 11:13:48 PM »

.... diseased runt of a .....
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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2006, 11:19:32 PM »

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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2006, 11:20:44 PM »

The end.

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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2006, 11:36:52 PM »

Um, which part of 7 word story did you forget after having a stroke?


*7*  SEVEN,, seven words OK?

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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2006, 11:55:16 PM »

I make that 14 words... which is a multiple of 7. does that count?
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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2006, 09:44:13 AM »

Um, which part of 7 word story did you forget after having a stroke?


*7*  SEVEN,, seven words OK?

*grinz*

Your initial post had 7 words in it, so how the fuck were we supposed to finish it and keep the story to 7 words?

I'd suggest that you have had a stroke, but I suspect your brain has functioned just as poorly your whole life.
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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2006, 09:54:14 AM »

....and after he realised this, he decided to go on an adventure. He...
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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2006, 10:05:17 AM »

.....trotted merrily along the path until he stumbled upon a large and seemingly well disguised....
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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2006, 10:12:26 AM »

...pig, which chewed the end of his....
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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2006, 10:26:17 AM »

...Nose. Thing angered our young hero, so he proceeded to...
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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2006, 10:27:09 AM »

ha,ha, right you are my paralysed friend , technically speaking this is (re-7 word story) However you obviously don't frequent Yahoos boards, (as most normal people shouldn't of course) cos if you had, you would have understood the concept!!!

Ok, I'll start again.....only will explain myself a little better this time....;-)

Add to my story using 7 words ONLY,, don't finish it, do not drool  on the pages, and do make it amusing,... remember this is supposed to be a satirical site, so want to hear something funny:-)


Lame example is as follows....

Mel:

Once upon a time there festered...

You:

prime-minister in a green and gold stack-suit

or

lard-ass Beazley with a debilitating  social...

phobia which prevented him associating with the....

Media, who refused to associate with him

or...

Narky Costello who wanted  the top-job ...


And so on!!!!!!:-) Tiz lamo, but you get the drift:-)


So, I'll start again.....


Once upon a time there festered a.... <----(note the seven word factor) :cool:
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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2006, 10:29:14 AM »

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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2006, 10:29:42 AM »

seven word story on a forum thread...

...which angered many members, seven words was......
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Re: Finish my 7 word story
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2006, 10:34:31 AM »

...which angered many members, seven words was......

far too few to really convey his...
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