ha,ha, right you are my paralysed friend , technically speaking this is (re-7 word story) However you obviously don't frequent Yahoos boards, (as most normal people shouldn't of course) cos if you had, you would have understood the concept!!!
Ok, I'll start again.....only will explain myself a little better this time....

Add to my story using 7 words ONLY,, don't finish it, do not drool on the pages, and do make it amusing,... remember this is supposed to be a satirical site, so want to hear something funny:-)
Lame example is as follows....
Mel:
Once upon a time there festered...
You:
prime-minister in a green and gold stack-suit
or
lard-ass Beazley with a debilitating social...
phobia which prevented him associating with the....
Media, who refused to associate with him
or...
Narky Costello who wanted the top-job ...
And so on!!!!!!:-) Tiz lamo, but you get the drift:-)
So, I'll start again.....
Once upon a time there festered a.... <----(note the seven word factor)