Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[.]

Well, in response to the potentially ill-fated "EMO Corner". I've decided to get off my arse and create "The Pool Room". A place where we can post our most prized (read: cacked-over) quotes from the forum. Kind of like our very own bash.org. I figured it was better to send our own quotes "straight to the pool room!" rather than the favourite quotes thread, because the favourite quotes are generally all from important/famous people and well, we're not either (hate to break the news to some of you) 

Rules are simple. The quote has to have invoked a physical response from you (a proper LOL or a proper "ooooooh") and you can't quote posts that you've made (I know I shouldn't have to say that, but there's a few too many egomaniacs about this place for it to be left out*). So I'll begin with what I deem to be the finest call ever made in the history of the Chaser Forum (yeah, ok, overexaggerated for marketing purposes  )

From Nate :
LongtimeGueast, did someone mistake your face for a rubber vagina?
Because you're seriously fucked in the head.


* No I'm not looking at you Nate or Nick. No. Really I'm not.

[Mez]

Again from Nate:

I want to forgive you, lovely Rhiannon, but the pain is etched in my heart far too deeply.  I only pray that as my heart bleeds, yours will too in a freak train or car accident.


    That one was so good I took a copy of it.

[.]

(fuck, I hope this doesn't turn into a Nate Worship Thread)

[Mez]

(fuck, I hope this doesn't turn into a Nate Worship Thread)

So do I.  But he can be a funny bugger.
 

[Wallaby Bob]

(fuck, I hope this doesn't turn into a Nate Worship Thread)

Why not?   The rest of the place seems to be revolving around him at present.

[.]

(fuck, I hope this doesn't turn into a Nate Worship Thread)

So do I.  But he can be a funny bugger.
 

maybe. but i'd never admit that

[Mez]

(fuck, I hope this doesn't turn into a Nate Worship Thread)

So do I.  But he can be a funny bugger.
 

maybe. but i'd never admit that

Don't blame you.  He's far enough up his own...um, hi Nate!

[Hank Azaria Chamberlain]

(fuck, I hope this doesn't turn into a Nate Worship Thread)

So do I.  But he can be a funny bugger.
 

maybe. but i'd never admit that

Don't blame you.  He's far enough up his own...um, hi Nate!

SORRY WHAT WAS THAT?

[Erubadhriel]

(fuck, I hope this doesn't turn into a Nate Worship Thread)

So do I.  But he can be a funny bugger.
 

maybe. but i'd never admit that

 

Don't blame you.  He's far enough up his own...um, hi Nate!

[Hank Azaria Chamberlain]

For the record, I'm not a total dickhead, I was making what some over over east call "a joke"

[Mez]

Okay, I'll stop whispering now.  Nate had a woman undressing in his room a while ago, so he probably won't notice.

[.]

From bettadaze:

ANY sports fan of ANY race/religion who is fanatical to the point of violence is a dickhead. I don't care if they're leb, anglo or pink with purple polkadots, they're a dickhead.

[bettadaze]

From Science Guy:

Coz you have a vagina for a head mate


And the response from Hank Azaria Chamberlain:

It'd make things easier for Bulldogs fans trying to root him, they'll just have to headbutt.

[Lord Biscuit©]

For the record, I'm not a total dickhead, I was making what some over over east call "a joke"

Sorry, being a total dickhead is for others to decide, not you. For example, I be telling people for years how smart and funny I am, yet STILL nobody believes me! 

[DarkSky]

Hahaha, wondering what it would be like if someone got so angry, they really were literally sprewing.

You hear the saying alot, "He was spewing!" in regards to someone being incarnadine.  I was wondering what it would be like if someone was so infuriated, they really were vomiting.   

"YOU DAMN KIDS! -blarrgghhh-  GET OF MY LAWN!  I TOLD YOU TO -urrrrggpp- NEVER STEP ON MY GRASS AGAIN -gruurrrrpppp-"


another corker from nate. made me laugh out loud!