OK, I have noted you've all been incredibly bored without ME, so I came back! Actually, the recent storm knocked out the internet and then I was too lazy to bother.
Gas ovens are better than electric ones because they heat up faster, are more controllable and are quite likely to be less expensive to run - though I imagine the difference would be minimal. Plus, they frighten the hell out of Jews!
I got a shitload of junk mail today and was leafing through it in a desultory fashion when I saw an ad that made me want to vomit. Anyone who has received the Myer MyBeauty pamphlet can see for themselves - it is an ad for a product called "Freezeframe", which comes packaged in a tube that looks like a syringe but has an applicator tip instead of a needle. "Ït looks like instant Botox"; "Look years younger in just minutes!" and so on. It contains the exclusive complex
Inhibox and costs only $90 for what looks like about 5ml. So OK, it's typical marketing so far, but what got me was the before and after photos. In the
before photos, they have drawn really obviously fake wrinkles all over this model's face, and in the
after photo, taken they reckon ten minutes later, they have washed the wrinkles off.
Great stuff - it
really works, as long as your wrinkles are only drawn on! This kind of advertising really pisses me off, because I am in their target demographic. The fact that I have aged about ten years in the past 6 months (it catches up with you eventually) just makes me even more cross. Death to all marketing executives!
