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Things that are shit :

*People who construct a sense of self worth by constantly name-dropping and alluding to their close proximity to fame and fortune when in reality they are just plebs.
*People who are likely to have their names dropped, and think that makes them special.
*People who get pierced and tattooed from tit to arsehole and then complain about nobody taking them seriously/not being able to get a job.
*ME ME ME people.
*People who pay attention to ME ME ME people.
*Suicide Girls.
*People who fap over Suicide Girls.
*Washing up.
*Losing eBay auctions in the last 5 seconds.

(i really love this thread. so cathartic:)

[Gin Bunny]

Things that are shit

- People asking the same question time and time again, and still getting that stupid bemused look when you give them an answer - for the fifth time...
- Clients that clearly earn over 200k a year and whinge about an underpayment of 2 CENTS.
- Sports people getting an indecent amount of money for chasing a piece of pig skin around an oval, instead of people with actual talent getting funding they deserve.
- The ignorance of the government towards mental health, including closing down already overpacked wards.
And...
- Getting so desperate for food, but too lazy to shop - thus resulting in a sickening binge of 4 year old fruit cake.

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Things that are shit

- People asking the same question time and time again, and still getting that stupid bemused look when you give them an answer - for the fifth time...
- Clients that clearly earn over 200k a year and whinge about an underpayment of 2 CENTS.
- Sports people getting an indecent amount of money for chasing a piece of pig skin around an oval, instead of people with actual talent getting funding they deserve.
- The ignorance of the government towards mental health, including closing down already overpacked wards.
And...
- Getting so desperate for food, but too lazy to shop - thus resulting in a sickening binge of 4 year old fruit cake.

aww gin i think i love you 

[hammer]

Things that are shit

- The ignorance of the government towards mental health, including closing down already overpacked wards.
And...
- Getting so desperate for food, but too lazy to shop - thus resulting in a sickening binge of 4 year old fruit cake.

Could the fruit cake be contributing to the advanced knowledge of the mental health situation??

Things that acually are shit! Brown stuff that goes away when I flush!

[Pertinax]

More things that are shit;

People who are your clients, that come to you for advice, who get advice that they don't like or that conflicts with their opinion, that then tell you that you are a bad advisor

People who have absolutely no idea what they are talking about trying to tell me how to run my business. (eg. Don't tell me how to run a law firm, I'm a carpenter! WTF!!)

Collingwood Football Club

[Gin Bunny]

To be honest...yes, the fruit cake does turn me a bit loco...

[Hank Azaria Chamberlain]

Things that are shit
- Sports people getting an indecent amount of money for chasing a piece of pig skin around an oval, instead of people with actual talent getting funding they deserve.

Personally sports people having to struggle and work 3 jobs just to do the thing they love is more shit. Which is a lot more common than the 30 or 40 odd people per league that get a obscene amount of money

The base wage in the NRL is borderline minimum wage, last time I checked it was less than most award wages, and about 75% of the players in each team get that.

My sister's a race walker (a whole other things that are shit is people saying "LOL OMG RACE WALKING ISNT A SPORT, WHY DONT THEY JUST RUN!?!?!/1"), but she has to do that promotions in liquor shops shit because its the only job she can do so she can keep her sport going. And the government granst are next to nothing.

To add to my thing that is shit, what do people think they are funny when they rag out on race walking? Every stupid fucker can run, how many people can walk properly and not get disqualified? Barely anybody, thats why people get so goddamn jealous. Useless cunts. Every time Rove McFagus makes that joke I want to punch his testicles. Now all that thought about people giving my sisters sport a bad name makes me so mad. And sad.

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Bugger that. I like playing my Z grade sport on the weekend. It costs me a bloody motza! Why can't I get funded too? I love doing it, like your sister likes doing her sport...
She's not providing a product or service for anyone, so why should she be funded?

[Fritz]

Hank, has your sister thought of entering "Walk against Want", she can then raise the money whilst training, probably committing fraud against charities, but hey that's only a little bump in the plan.

[Holden Morrisey Caulfield]

The price of jager bombs.
Pink shirts.

[Hank Azaria Chamberlain]

Bugger that. I like playing my Z grade sport on the weekend. It costs me a bloody motza! Why can't I get funded too? I love doing it, like your sister likes doing her sport...
She's not providing a product or service for anyone, so why should she be funded?

Yet a lot of people here will scream until they're blue in the face about how they should fund some prancing fop with a fucking beret and paint brush? and not fund my delightful sister?

If people want struggling artists funded, struggling sportsmen/women should be funded to. They're all providing entertainment, and one and the other are basically equal. But not to the people who can't play sport of course

[Thaluikhain]

Every time Rove McFagus makes that joke I want to punch his testicles.

So when he isn't saying that, you don't want to punch him?

[Hank Azaria Chamberlain]

Every time Rove McFagus makes that joke I want to punch his testicles.

So when he isn't saying that, you don't want to punch him?

No usually I'd just work on the face and body punching. I'm a fair fighter mostly

[Thaluikhain]

Greenies who'd rather save trees than people.

Yeah, them tress which kill people if they aren't cut down...I reckon we need more of them.  I mean, every sci-fi show has to have a carnivorous plant, doesn't it?  It attract film-makers to Australia.

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Bugger that. I like playing my Z grade sport on the weekend. It costs me a bloody motza! Why can't I get funded too? I love doing it, like your sister likes doing her sport...
She's not providing a product or service for anyone, so why should she be funded?

Yet a lot of people here will scream until they're blue in the face about how they should fund some prancing fop with a fucking beret and paint brush? and not fund my delightful sister?
If people want struggling artists funded, struggling sportsmen/women should be funded to. They're all providing entertainment, and one and the other are basically equal. But not to the people who can't play sport of course

I similarly wouldn't expect someone else to pay for me to haul my arse on stage in a local theatre production or slap some shit on a canvas and call it art.

And who the hell is entertained by those racewalker people anyway? If I want to see people in discomfort I'll download some anal porn