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Author Topic: Things That Are Shit.  (Read 470676 times)

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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2006, 06:20:22 PM »
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2006, 08:47:33 PM »
When the 12 year olds who work at KFC don't put enough salt on your chips.
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2006, 08:58:53 PM »
Things that are shit :

- When you walk into Woolies and there's no handbaskets left because the lazy shits haven't collected them.
- When people park their trolleys on one side of the aisle and then stand on the other side of the aisle perusing the shelves, creating arteriosclerosis of the shopping aisle.
- When mothers let their brats run amok at the shops and are oblivious while Little Johnny and Sally play dodgems with the trolley and block up the aisle/run into you/knock shit off the shelves.
- When mothers don't shut up their screaming kids at the shops.
- When mothers ask advice from their 0-16 year old kid about what products they should buy in the supermarket.
- When Woolies have two checkout operators on and there are 10 people queued up with trolleys filled up to the brim in both of them, and they don't put extra checkout chicks on.
- When the person in front of you in the Woolies queue doesn't put the divider thingy on the conveyor belt at the end of their stash, and it's out of your reach to grab it, but then they give you a filthy look when you start to pile your groceries on the belt because GOD FORBID THEY MIGHT GET MIXED UP!
- When cashiers ask 'How are you today?'. They don't really care.
- When I say "fine thanks" when a cashier asks "How are you today?"

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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2006, 08:59:45 PM »
Hey Lauren, maybe they are only thinking about you - salt's bad for your health!  :-)
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2006, 09:01:19 PM »
Quote from: squiggleyak on April 27, 2006, 08:58:53 PM
Things that are shit :

- When you walk into Woolies and there's no handbaskets left because the lazy shits haven't collected them.
- When people park their trolleys on one side of the aisle and then stand on the other side of the aisle perusing the shelves, creating arteriosclerosis of the shopping aisle.
- When mothers let their brats run amok at the shops and are oblivious while Little Johnny and Sally play dodgems with the trolley and block up the aisle/run into you/knock shit off the shelves.
- When mothers don't shut up their screaming kids at the shops.
- When mothers ask advice from their 0-16 year old kid about what products they should buy in the supermarket.
- When Woolies have two checkout operators on and there are 10 people queued up with trolleys filled up to the brim in both of them, and they don't put extra checkout chicks on.
- When the person in front of you in the Woolies queue doesn't put the divider thingy on the conveyor belt at the end of their stash, and it's out of your reach to grab it, but then they give you a filthy look when you start to pile your groceries on the belt because GOD FORBID THEY MIGHT GET MIXED UP!
- When cashiers ask 'How are you today?'. They don't really care.
- When I say "fine thanks" when a cashier asks "How are you today?"



Hahahahahahaha !!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2006, 09:06:39 PM »
Quote from: squiggleyak on April 27, 2006, 08:58:53 PM
Things that are shit :

- When you walk into Woolies and there's no handbaskets left because the lazy shits haven't collected them.
- When people park their trolleys on one side of the aisle and then stand on the other side of the aisle perusing the shelves, creating arteriosclerosis of the shopping aisle.
- When mothers let their brats run amok at the shops and are oblivious while Little Johnny and Sally play dodgems with the trolley and block up the aisle/run into you/knock shit off the shelves.
- When mothers don't shut up their screaming kids at the shops.
- When mothers ask advice from their 0-16 year old kid about what products they should buy in the supermarket.
- When Woolies have two checkout operators on and there are 10 people queued up with trolleys filled up to the brim in both of them, and they don't put extra checkout chicks on.
- When the person in front of you in the Woolies queue doesn't put the divider thingy on the conveyor belt at the end of their stash, and it's out of your reach to grab it, but then they give you a filthy look when you start to pile your groceries on the belt because GOD FORBID THEY MIGHT GET MIXED UP!
- When cashiers ask 'How are you today?'. They don't really care.
- When I say "fine thanks" when a cashier asks "How are you today?"




Been shopping today yak?
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2006, 09:13:53 PM »
Yes, I'm sensing some hostility towards supermarkets...
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2006, 09:15:09 PM »
things that are shit,

when the ducted heating doesn't work properly in the colder months

WHEN PEOPLE ARE ONLINE, YET ARE TOO LAZY TO COME INTO THE CHATROOM. BASTARDS!!!!!
« Last Edit: April 27, 2006, 09:16:43 PM by Erubadhriel »
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2006, 09:20:35 PM »
Quote from: Erubadhriel on April 27, 2006, 09:15:09 PM
things that are shit,

when the ducted heating doesn't work properly in the colder months

WHEN PEOPLE ARE ONLINE, YET ARE TOO LAZY TO COME INTO THE CHATROOM. BASTARDS!!!!!

Getting busted !!!  :lol:
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2006, 09:50:09 PM »
speaking of the chatroom, those fucking filters in the fucking chatroom that won't let me fuckin' swear, not to mention that fact that it logs u out an random intervals.
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2006, 09:51:58 PM »
And how when you log in, everyone is "undefined" sometimes.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2006, 09:54:35 PM by Lauren »
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2006, 10:04:13 PM »
Quote from: Lauren on April 27, 2006, 09:51:58 PM
And how when you log in, everyone is "undefined" sometimes.

LIKE RIGHT NOW, DAMNIT!!!
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2006, 10:28:45 PM »
And like trying to post 1 million times "I hear that The Pope is on a refugee ship coming to our shores as I write." to the "Tough new Pacific Solution: refugees to be sent on P&O cruise " story & the post NEVER shows up  :-(

The Chaser obviously has a "lame post detector" on the site  :cry:
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2006, 10:39:31 PM »
Quote from: DiddlySquat on April 27, 2006, 10:28:45 PM
The Chaser obviously has a "lame post detector" on the site  :cry:

If it did I wouldn't be able to post at all  :-D
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2006, 10:50:37 PM »
Don't be so hard on yourself blue !  :-)
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