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Author Topic: Things That Are Shit.  (Read 470199 times)

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Alayna

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Things That Are Shit.
« on: April 26, 2006, 07:44:12 PM »
In my experience I find that people will always prefer complaining to constructive action or adulation. I know I do! So complain, bitch, and list all that is wrong with your world in here. And we will wallow, wallow in the shit-pit of existence. Yesss.

Things that are shit, 26/4/06

-Being unemployed
-Running out of money
-Having no financial independence
-Struggling to find a job; I have lodged 12 applications in the past 2 days alone, for instance.
-The fact that business practice/economic theory directly contravenes humanitarianism and general goodwill.
-The fact that if and when I do get a job I will probably only get the award.
-The fact that jobs offering a pathetic 24-30K for the most part expect at least a years experience/drivers licence and car/tertiary administrative qualifications. WHAT THE FUCK?

This is certainly not an exclusive list. Woe is me! :cry: :wink:
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2006, 08:24:06 PM »
Amen to that!

And the old 'experience necessary' catch 22, how is one meant to GET experience if no one will actually give it to them?!

Oh and another thing that is shit....being forced to listen to a moronic co workers crap taste in music, it shouldn't be legal to play frickin Mariah Carey or the 'hardcore' Veronicas in a small office environment!

I think I'll turn out like that weirdo from Office Space and end up burning the whole place down...
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2006, 08:31:37 PM »
Actually, add my user name to the list of shit things. :-D
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2006, 09:05:55 PM »
Great ! A thread devoted to lefties  :lol:
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2006, 09:14:00 PM »
Quote from: Daghda on April 26, 2006, 09:05:55 PM
Great ! A thread devoted to lefties  :lol:

You better have a reason for that boy! :-D
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2006, 11:14:54 PM »
People doing carpentry before 9am on a Sunday morning  :x
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2006, 11:28:06 PM »
People who eat processed cheese with their mouth open and make that kind of smacky noise and you can see the stuff squooshing around in there.

Happens to me heaps on the train to Meadowbank. Goddamned North Line cheese-eaters!
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2006, 12:20:21 AM »
Quote from: Gin_Bunny on April 26, 2006, 08:24:06 PM
Amen to that!
And the old 'experience necessary' catch 22, how is one meant to GET experience if no one will actually give it to them?!
Oh and another thing that is shit....being forced to listen to a moronic co workers crap taste in music, it shouldn't be legal to play frickin Mariah Carey or the 'hardcore' Veronicas in a small office environment!
I think I'll turn out like that weirdo from Office Space and end up burning the whole place down...

Office Space #1 !
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2006, 12:22:31 AM »
Quote from: Gin_Bunny on April 26, 2006, 08:24:06 PM
Amen to that!

And the old 'experience necessary' catch 22, how is one meant to GET experience if no one will actually give it to them?!

Oh and another thing that is shit....being forced to listen to a moronic co workers crap taste in music, it shouldn't be legal to play frickin Mariah Carey or the 'hardcore' Veronicas in a small office environment!

I think I'll turn out like that weirdo from Office Space and end up burning the whole place down...

Do you work with Hank? :lol:
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2006, 01:12:35 AM »
Stubbing your little toe
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2006, 01:18:18 AM »
Quote from: Lauren on April 27, 2006, 01:12:35 AM
Stubbing your little toe

Yes indeed. I somehow managed to do that twice last week  :cry:
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2006, 02:51:59 PM »
Quote from: Lauren on April 27, 2006, 01:12:35 AM
Stubbing your little toe

Breaking your little toe by stubbing it, TWICE!!!!  :-o

Having an intern who didn't know how to use the happy gas at the emergency ward set said toe without anathetic (I'm not a complete pussy, but the broken toe was pointing at the ceiling the first time) :-o

Being given a set of crutches that fell apart as I left the emergency ward
(never go to Box Hill Hospital unless you're there to DIE!!!) :roll:

Anyone who wakes me before 12 on a weekend!!
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.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2006, 02:54:44 PM »
Quote from: hammerondaridiculous on April 27, 2006, 02:51:59 PM
Quote from: Lauren on April 27, 2006, 01:12:35 AM
Stubbing your little toe

Breaking your little toe by stubbing it, TWICE!!!!  :-o

Having an intern who didn't know how to use the happy gas at the emergency ward set said toe without anathetic (I'm not a complete pussy, but the broken toe was pointing at the ceiling the first time) :-o

Being given a set of crutches that fell apart as I left the emergency ward
(never go to Box Hill Hospital unless you're there to DIE!!!) :roll:

Anyone who wakes me before 12 on a weekend!!

Yeah, Box Hill Hospital is bad, but they don't have many loonies, they're all at Maroondah.
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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2006, 03:31:52 PM »
School computers (my god they're shit)

My home computer (i really gotta buy some more ram)

dislocating one's knee

sacs

english sacs

maths sacs

finding out the guy you like is going out with some one else (especially when they're someone you hate)

being kicked out of the library for being on the chaser forum and not doing study (as indicated when signing into the library)

when you bring food to school to heat up in the microwave, that as year 12s we get to use, then realising that its not available cos' the room that its normally in is being renovated, and there's no replacement room

melbournes public transport system

having a car and not being able to drive it

big brother

pretty much any 'reality' tv show (EXCEPT NERDS FC)

commercial network programmers

stubbing any toes

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Re: Things That Are Shit.
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2006, 06:18:19 PM »
Quote from: Daghda on April 27, 2006, 12:22:31 AM
Quote from: Gin_Bunny on April 26, 2006, 08:24:06 PM
Amen to that!

And the old 'experience necessary' catch 22, how is one meant to GET experience if no one will actually give it to them?!

Oh and another thing that is shit....being forced to listen to a moronic co workers crap taste in music, it shouldn't be legal to play frickin Mariah Carey or the 'hardcore' Veronicas in a small office environment!

I think I'll turn out like that weirdo from Office Space and end up burning the whole place down...

Do you work with Hank? :lol:

:lol: one or two fucking songs you smart arse :D
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