With 35 pages of hate, I have decided that it is time to introduce some love into this thread.
Dearest Nate,
When I think of you, it’s hard to know where to begin. There’s the top, or the bottom or the very sizeable middle. Your many talents and vast achievements leave nothing to be desired (other than some basic skill, of course) and you are the object of many a desperate forum woman’s intimate desires. Heck, I think you even have Wolfie panting over you, what with your oozing male appeal and gentleman like exterior.
But enough of your obvious charm, you have far better qualities that one could dwell on. The ability to come back to the forum after months of absence and make no noticeable difference is perhaps one of the most astounding things I have ever had the privilege of witnessing in my oh so short and naive life. Once a revered and respected, well established forum regular, within a few short weeks the waves of fangirlism and inanity (providing the subject of many a forum joke) have turned an intelligent and capable male into a blundering lump of nothingness.
How I love the loss of your sharp wit and immense intelligence. Your appeal and intrigue once so ripe now lies in the copious amounts of personal anecdotes you have now deemed us worthy to take part in. We no longer need to worry about whether your needs have been fulfilled, as regular posting detailing your sexual encounters provide more than enough information, even for the more stalkerish among us. Relationship problems? We know about them. Trans-state journey? We could follow with the amount of information you have provided.
You are kind and generous with a large sense of assistance and propriety.
I am more than proud to announce that you have been turned into one of us.
Welcome.
You truly are awesome.
