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RANDOM WIKIPEDIA EXCERPTS THREAD
« on: February 26, 2006, 02:28:13 PM »

For those of us who like to learn something while posting meaningless shit.  8-)

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Sergei Mikhailovich Prokudin-Gorskii
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Sergei Prokudin-Gorski. Self portrait on the Karolitskhali River, 1915.Sergei Mikhailovich Prokudin-Gorskii (August 31, 1863 – September 27, 1944) (Russian: !5@359 8E09;>28G @>:C48=->@A:89 listen (help·info)) devoted his career to the advancement of photography.

He was born in Murom in Vladimir Oblast, Russia and educated as a chemist. He studied with renowned scientists in Saint Petersburg, Berlin, and Paris, and developed early techniques for taking color photographs.

His own original research yielded patents for producing color film slides and for projecting color motion pictures. Around 1905 Prokudin-Gorskii envisioned and formulated a plan to use the emerging technological advancements that had been made in color photography to systematically document the Russian Empire. Through such an ambitious project, his ultimate goal was to educate the schoolchildren of Russia with his "optical color projections" of the vast and diverse history, culture, and modernization of the empire.

His process used a camera that took a series of monochrome pictures in rapid sequence, each through a different coloured filter. By projecting all three monochrome pictures using correctly-coloured light, it was possible to reconstruct the original colour scene. He had no system for making color prints of the photographs. Stray movement within the camera's field of view would show up as multiple "ghosted" images, since the red, green and blue images were taken of the subject at slightly different times. Much later, developments in color photography would be able to combine these colors into one film.

Outfitted with a specially equipped railroad car darkroom provided by Tsar Nicholas II, and in possession of two permits that granted him access to restricted areas and cooperation from the empire's bureaucracy, Prokudin-Gorskii documented the Russian Empire around 1909 through 1915. He conducted many illustrated lectures of his work. Prokudin-Gorskii left Russia in 1918, after the Russian Revolution, and eventually settled in Paris, where he died in 1944.

His photographs offer a vivid portrait of a lost world — the Russian Empire on the eve of World War I and the coming Russian revolution. His subjects ranged from the medieval churches and monasteries of old Russia, to the railroads and factories of an emerging industrial power, to the daily life and work of Russia's diverse population.

 
Crop from Alleia Hamerops showing the red, green and blue colour channels as well as the composite image.Prokudin-Gorskii left Russia in 1918, going first to Norway and England before settling in France. By then, the tsar and his family had been executed during the Russian Revolution, and the Communist rule had been established over what was once the Russian Empire. His unique images of Russia on the eve of the revolution — recorded on glass plates — were purchased by the United States' Library of Congress in 1948 from his heirs.

In 2001, the Library of Congress produced an exhibition, The Empire that was Russia. For this exhibition, the glass plates were scanned and color images were produced digitally from the scanned red, green, and blue monochrome images.

In 2004, the Library contracted with Blaise Agüera y Arcas to produce an automated color composite of each of the 1,902 negatives from the high resolution digital images of the glass plate negatives. A complete description of his process and a list of other sites that have prepared digital color composite images are in the collection profile at the Library of Congress.

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Interior of Cathedral of the Assumption, Smolensk
 
Alim Khan (1880-1944), emir of Bukhara
 
Factory interior with electrical generators
 
Young Russian peasant women in a rural area along the Sheksna River
 
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Prokudin-Gorskii's photos appear in the Category:Prokudin-Gorskii images and the following articles:

Sochi | Gagra | Lugano | Staritsa | Ostashkov | Torzhok | Kem (town) | Vladikavkaz | Ufa | Kirillo-Belozersky Monastery | Vorotynsky | Volga-Baltic Waterway | Trans-Siberian Railway | Lavr Proskuryakov | Vladimir | Ladoga | Bacchá | Uglich | Pederasty | Prisoner of war | World War I | Kostroma | Alim Khan | Itchan Kala | Mozhaysk | Belozersk | Polotsk | Still life | Rostov | Solovki | Solovetsky Monastery | Dagestan | Yurt | Windmill | Samarkand | Uzbek | Tajiks | Smolensk | Cathedral of the Assumption, Smolensk | Kremlin | Daugavpils | Rzhev | Borjomi | Tobolsk | Poppy | Melon | Emir | Lake Ladoga | Chusovaya | Tian Shan | Chechenya | Tea | Cotton | Electrical generator
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2006, 02:42:31 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2006, 02:59:19 PM »

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Borat
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Borat introduces the "Official Government Dance of Kazak" at the 2005 MTV Europe Music Awards in Portugal.Borat Sagdiyev (assumed Cyrillic: >@0B !034852) is a satirical Kazakh caricature invented and played by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. Borat evolved from a previous character that Cohen portayed, an Albanian TV reporter called Kristo and was also possibly influenced by internet celebrity Mahir Çar1.

He appeared regularly on Da Ali G Show, with skits featuring him often relying on Borat's outrageous behavior and actions, and the reactions of uninformed individuals around him. In some cases, Borat's guests embrace his outrageous anti-Semitism and misogyny by agreeing with him, while other guests attempt to explain Western values to him.

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1 Background and technique
2 Controversy
2.1 Conflicts with Kazakh Government
3 Fictional background
3.1 Family and personal life
3.2 Beliefs
4 The Borat movie
5 The Borat code
6 The car
7 See also
8 External links
 


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Background and technique
Based on a doctor that actor Sacha Baron Cohen met in southern Russia, Borat is featured in each episode of Da Ali G Show, doing satirical interviews with various people who apparently do not realize the show's nature. He has visited Britain and the United States.

Borat often finds himself in ridiculous situations that involve painfully funny physical comedy. Some have compared Cohen's Borat character with some of Peter Sellers' work. However, it is not clear whether one of Sellers' characters would have told a female member of the Oklahoma City Council that he wishes to "make romance inside of you", followed by the exclamation "all day I think of you, minus clothes, wa-wa-wee-wa. That is very wonderful."

 
BoratThe character's supposed Kazakh origins are purely a plot device, and almost all of his statements about that nation are false. However, the almost complete lack of knowledge about Kazakhstan and its culture among typical Westerners gives Borat's character license to do whatever he wants; the people Borat interacts with are often extremely afraid of offending him by being intolerant of what they perceive to be cultural differences. Most people in Kazakhstan have never heard of Borat.

In order to pass himself off as foreign, Sacha writes his alleged notes in Hebrew, and uses occasional Polish words (Dzikuj thank you, Jak si masz how are you, DzieD Dobry good day, Przepraszam sorry) when speaking to people—not using Kazakh or Russian (the state and official languages of Kazakhstan). This has nearly had Sacha exposed as a fake in midfilming. He has also lapsed into Hebrew while purporting to sing the Kazakhstani national anthem (in fact a simple reciting of major Kazakhstani cities) at a Savannah Sand Gnats game. In Hebrew, he kept on repeating, "I've got no job[...]give me a job" (ÐÙß ÜÙ âÑÕÓÔ[...] êß ÜÙ âÑÕÓÔ) ("ein li avoda [...] ten li avoda"), and also called Kazakhstan a "hole" (×Õè).

The hair and mustache are real, and it takes Sacha six weeks to grow them; some women find Borat to be attractive, and ask for dates after filming. Borat's suit has also never been washed, which may cause him to smell "foreign" to those he encounters, adding to the apparent authenticity of his character.


On November 3, 2005, Borat was the host of the MTV Europe Music Awards 2005 show in Lisbon. [1]

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Controversy
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Borat has been the cause of some controversy, mostly related to his frequent displays of anti-Semitism but also notably for his portrayal of Kazakh culture.

Sacha Baron Cohen, who plays Borat, is himself Jewish. Defenders use this to justify his character's racist nature, stating that the segments are a "dramatic demonstration of how racism feeds on dumb conformity, as much as rabid bigotry," rather than a display of racism by Cohen himself. [2]

However, the Anti-Defamation League, a prominent Jewish anti-racism group, complained to HBO after Borat performed a Country and Western song that called on people to 'throw the Jew down the well', warning them that 'you must be careful of his teeth' and that 'you must grab him by the horns', to applause and participation from an audience in Tucson, Arizona.

An interview with James Broadwater, a Republican candidate for U.S. Congress, caused Broadwater to receive some hateful emails after an episode of Da Ali G Show aired in which he stated that Jews will go to Hell. He was told that the interview would be played in foreign countries to teach others about the American political system. Broadwater later posted a letter on his website denouncing Da Ali G Show, explaining that his statement referred to a theological belief that anyone that "accepts Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior will spend eternity in Heaven, while everyone who rejects Him will spend eternity in Hell." Broadwater did not apologize for his comments, which many saw as insensitive and inflammatory. Instead, he insisted that "the liberal, anti-God media needs to be brought under the strict control of the FCC, and that as soon as possible." [3]

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Conflicts with Kazakh Government
 
Borat sings a song about children at the 2005 MTV Europe Music Awards.In November 2005, following Borat's hosting of the MTV Europe Music Awards in Lisbon, the Kazakh Foreign Ministry voiced their concerns about the character. Foreign Ministry spokesman Yerzhan Ashykbayev told a news conference "We view Mr. Cohen's behaviour at the MTV Europe Music Awards as utterly unacceptable, being a concoction of bad taste and ill manners which is completely incompatible with ethics and civilised behaviour", concluding "We reserve the right to any legal action to prevent new pranks of the kind".

Baron Cohen has since posted a video on the "Official Borat Homesite" where Borat responds to Ashykbayev in character. In the video, Borat states, in part, "In response to Mr. Ashykbayev's comments, I'd like to state I have no connection with Mr. Cohen and fully support my Government's decision to sue this Jew. Since the 2003 Tuleyakiv reforms, Kazakhstan is as civilized as any other country in the world. Women can now travel on inside of bus, homosexuals no longer have to wear the blue hats, and the age of consent has been raised to eight years old."

Reuters has quoted an unnamed Western diplomat as saying "They (the Kazakh Government) are damned if they do (respond) and damned if they don't," he said. "It's sort of unfortunate that he hit upon Kazakhstan."

The next week, the government hired two Western public relations firms to counter Borat's claims, and ran a four-page advertisement in the New York Times. The ad carries testimonials about the nation’s democracy, education system and the power and influence enjoyed by women. On a previous occasion, Borat responded to official Kazakh complaints by issuing his own press release, which consisted of random Cyrillic characters.

Borat's conflict with Kazakh authorities has recently come to a head. According to Reuters www.borat.kz has been suspended [4]

"We've done this so he can't badmouth Kazakhstan under the .kz domain name," Nurlan Isin, President of the Association of Kazakh IT Companies, told Reuters. "He can go and do whatever he wants at other domains."
Reporters Without Borders has petitioned the ICANN ombudsman to intervene and reverse this decision. [5] Meanwhile, the "Official Borat Homesite" has been moved to the .tv domain.

It should also be noted that the character of Borat does not in any way resemble ethnic Kazakhs, who comprise the majority of the nation's population.

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Fictional background
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Family and personal life
Borat often discusses his family members with the people he interviews. Borat's sister is a prostitute (awarded "Best sex in mouth" by the Almaty Chamber of Commerce, and rated number 2 or 3 prostitute in Kazakhstan) and the two of them like to pretend to be "husband and wife." He has a younger brother Vilo who has a son born with an unusually excessive amount of body hair who travels "in a tent"; and another brother who is mentally ill. Borat states that the latter has "small head, but very strong arm," and thus must be kept locked behind a metal door or in a cage. His relationship with his mother seems to be unpleasant, and Borat has commented that "she wishes she was raped by another man." According to the "Official Borat Homesite", (removed December 13, 2005 by the Kazakh government - but has reopened under "www.borat.tv") he also has an 11-year-old son named Biram, who is the father of his two grandchildren. Borat has a pet pig Igor which he claims to love, although he and his family end up eating it (including its eyes)!

In one episode, Borat reveals that he suffered a "very bad gypsy attack," in which his wife and plough were stolen and "they touch[ed] [his] horse in [a] very bad way; it was depressed." Tragically, his first wife was accidentally shot in a field after a hunter mistook her for a bear. Thankfully, Borat was able to cope with the loss of his first wife and he has remarried several times. Still, Borat's exceptional sexual virility has compelled him to maintain extramarital relations with a girlfriend, a mistress, and at least one prostitute (although the latter relationship seems to consist exclusively of dancing). Incestuous relations with his sister, as well as incidents of bestiality with domesticated animals, have led some to question Borat's sexual ethics.

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Beliefs
Borat has a great admiration for Joseph Stalin, whom he describes as being both "strong" and "powerful" and has a big "khram".

Borat strongly dislikes Jews and gypsies. Despite his portrayal of anti-Semitism throughout his character, he himself is Jewish (Sacha Baron Cohen), and is therefore more so portraying how people re-act to his beliefs to show us the degree of racism in society. He visited a bar in Tucson, Arizona where he sang a song about problems in his country, but the subject quickly changed from transportation to Jews, with the lyrics "Throw the Jew down the well/ so my country can be free./ You must grab him by his horns,/ then we have a big party." Rather than reacting in shock or disgust, the crowd at the bar gleefully sang along and clapped with the beat, as per Borat's instructions. While taking a self-defense class, Borat asked the instructor to teach him how to defend against the "Jew Claw", and then he made a claw with his hand and had the instructor defend himself against it.

He was shocked to discover that American women have the right to vote; on said discovery, he recited the "chain of importance"—"God, man, horse, dog, woman, then rat, then small krutzouli"—to a female voter. When looking for a home in the US, Borat stated that his wife was afraid of "chocolate faced" people, refering to American blacks.

Most of Borat's interviews carry a strong homoerotic undertone. Interviews inevitably involve discussion of "khram" (one's "testes satchel") or about the sexual preferences of the interviewee, or other celebrities, such as Freddie Mercury. Borat enjoys touching and holding men, but has a noticeable aversion towards women. Often he will kiss men on the cheek (and occasionally the lips) but when approached by a woman he will shy away or merely offer a handshake. Borat describes his ideal mate as having at least some plough experience, no history of mental retardation in the family, and additionally, "must be tight like a man's anus".

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The Borat movie
A Borat movie is currently in production (2006) [6] [7]. The movie is believed to be a low-budget mockumentary comedy. The film's plot is "Kazakh immigrant" Borat's coming to the U, S and A on a mission (segments from "Ali G Show" and never before seen).

The distributor of the movie is 20th Century Fox and the director is Larry Charles.

In January 2005 a creative clash between the original director Todd Phillips and Sacha Baron Cohen prompted Phillips to drop out of the project. The first viewings of the movie were made in early 2006, and the movie is currently undergoing legal operations to get the movie in theatres.

Before Borat the movie, Borat had already appeared in a movie, making a brief appearance in Ali G Indahouse.

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The Borat code
In each Borat segment, there are Cyrillic letters behind the English captions. These letters are a rough cipher of the English text, according to the following correspondence:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
$  !  #     (    , " )    +    & '  /

On a computer, this cipher can be produced by typing English letters on a standard QWERTY keyboard whilst having the standard Russian keyboard layout activated (QWERTY ’ &#).

For example, the caption "Borat's Guide to America" appears under the letters:

( )$$  $,#((

Which, decyphered, says:

GID BORATA K AMERIKI

Which, after transliterating back to Cyrillic text and translating from Russian, reads:

"Guide of Borat to America."

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The car
The name Borat was also given to a silver Volkswagen Jetta, or Bora, that visited many VW Festivals around the UK. After an early festival, the letter "T" was added to the Bora on the rear of the car, and Borat was born in the automobile world.

The car featured a VW Votex kit (OEM parts available through the dealership or resellers), which was, and still is, quite a rare kit to be seen in the UK, although it features more prominently in the USA – where the Bora has always been called the Jetta (in 2005, the Jetta name was readopted worldwide).
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2006, 12:29:32 AM »

AGH TOO MUCH TEXT BRAIN NOT COMPRENDE
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2006, 12:53:42 PM »

Moussaka (Greek: moussakas; Romanian: musaca; Turkish: musakka; South Slavic <CA0:0 / musaka; Arabic: musaqqa¿a) is a traditional aubergine (eggplant)-based dish in the Balkans and the Middle East. The Greek version consists of layers of ground (minced) lamb, sliced aubergine, and tomato, topped with a white sauce and baked. In the Arab world, moussaka is a cooked salad made up primarily of tomatoes and aubergine, similar to Italian caponata, and is usually served cold as a mezze dish. Despite its Arabic name, moussaka is usually thought of as a Greek dish in the West. The Bulgarian, Serbian, Bosnian and Romanian versions are made with potatoes instead of aubergine.

In the standard (3-layer) Greek recipe, the bottom layer consists of aubergine slices sautéed in olive oil, the middle layer is ground lamb cooked with mashed tomatoes, and the top layer is béchamel sauce (probably introduced by Tselementes in the 1920s). The butter in the béchamel can be omitted, used sparingly, or substituted by cream. In the rest of the Balkans, the top layer is often a custard; in England, in rare cases a layer of mashed potatoes is used instead. Grated cheese or bread crumbs are often sprinkled on top.

There are variations on this basic recipe, sometimes with no sauce, sometimes with other vegetables. The most common variant in Greece may include zucchini (UK courgette), potatoes or mushrooms in addition to the aubergine. There is even a fast-day version in the Greek cookbook by Tselementes which includes neither meat nor sauce, just vegetables (ground aubergine is used instead of ground meat), tomato sauce, and bread crumbs.

The word moussaka is of Arabic origin, from saqqa¿a, "to chill"[1], but came into English via Greek.

A moussaka featured in the plot of the 2000 film The Attack of the Giant Mousaka by Greek director Panos Koutras
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2006, 12:56:36 PM »

Awwssshhh...how ROMANTIC!   :oops:
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2006, 12:58:37 PM »

One day I will make moussaka, and eat it. :)
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2006, 01:00:35 PM »

You mean one day you'll make moussaka for me and I'll eat it?

How sweet.  :wink:
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2006, 01:02:27 PM »

Is that a roundabout way of saying you want to eat her?

Yeh, I love the cunnilingus too!   :-D
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2006, 01:05:45 PM »

Fadey, Gentlemen like me don't think such vulgar things. Crawl back to the Slovenian gutter you came from.  :-P
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2006, 01:24:55 PM »

Fadey, Gentlemen like me don't think such vulgar things. Crawl back to the Slovenian gutter you came from.  :-P

Vulgar? Are you kidding me??
Fadey, MARRY ME!!
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2006, 01:34:02 PM »

Marriage is a relationship between individuals which has formed the foundation of the family for most societies. Marriage can include legal, social, and religious elements. In Western societies, marriage has traditionally been understood as a social contract between a man (husband) and a woman (wife), while in other parts of the world polygamy has been the most common form of marriage. Usually this has taken the form of polygyny (a man having several wives) but some societies have practised polyandry (a woman having several husbands). In some western societies today, same-sex marriages or civil partnerships are legally recognized, but remain a highly controversial issue in most.

Contents [hide]
1 Definitions
2 Recognition
3 Types of marriages
3.1 Western world
3.2 Eastern world
3.3 Polygamy, monogamy, and polyandry
3.3.1 Variations
3.3.2 Christian insistence on monogamy
3.3.3 Contemporary Western societies
3.4 Forced marriages
3.5 Unique practices
4 Marriage restrictions
5 Weddings
6 Termination
7 Rights and obligations relating to marriage
8 Marriage and religion
9 Marriage and economics
10 Romantic marriage and pragmatic marriage
10.1 Pragmatic marriage
10.2 Pragmatic marriage contrasted to romantic marriage
11 Same-sex marriage
11.1 Introduction
11.2 Jurisdictions accepting same-sex marriage
11.3 Controversy
12 Criticisms of the institution of marriage
12.1 Overview
12.2 Feminist concerns
12.3 Antiquated traditions
12.4 Masculinist concerns
12.5 Libertarian viewpoint
13 See also
14 External links
 


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Definitions
Precise definitions vary historically and between and within cultures: modern understanding emphasizes the legitimacy of sexual relations in marriage, yet the universal and unique attribute of marriage is the creation of affinal ties (in-laws). Traditionally, societies encourage one to marry "out" far enough to strengthen the ties, but "close" enough so that the in-laws are "one of us" or "our kind". One exception to this rule is found in the marriage of royalty, who strengthen their aid through concentration of wealth rather than through affinal ties. Even in this case, the individual was often encouraged to marry "within" close family limits. (Further discussion and reference: Marvin Harris, late Professor of Anthropology, Columbia University)

Marriage remains important as the socially sanctioned bond in a sexual relationship. Marriage is usually understood as a male-female relationship designed to produce children and successfully socialize them. Historically, most societies have allowed some form of polygamy. The West is a major exception. Europe and the United States have defined themselves as monogamous cultures. This was in part a Germanic cultural tradition, a requirement of Christianity (after the sixth century CE), and a mandate of Roman Law. However, Roman Law supported prostitution, concubinage, sex outside of marriage, homosexual sex, and sexual access to slaves. The Christian West formally banned these practices.

Globally, most existing societies no longer allow polygamy as a form of marriage. For example, China shifted from allowing polygamy to supporting only monogamy in the 1953 Marriage act after the Communist revolution. Most African and Islamic societies continue to allow polygamy (around 2.0 billion people). This includes India where polygamy is permitted for Muslim citizens. Probably, less than 3% of all Muslim marriages are polygamous. It is increasingly expensive in an Urban setting, but more useful in rural areas where children are a future source of agricultural labor. Most of the world's population now live in societies where polygamy is less common and marriages are overwhelmingly monogamous.

Since the later decades of the 20th century many traditional assumptions about the nature and purpose of marriage and family have been challenged, in particular by gay rights advocacy groups, who disagree with the notion that marriage should be exclusively heterosexual. Some people also argue that marriage may be an unnecessary legal fiction. This is part of the general disruption of traditional families in the West. Since WWII the West has seen a dramatic increase in divorce (6% to over 40% of first marriages), cohabitation without marriage, a growing unmarried population, and children born outside of marriage (5% to over 33% of births), as well as an increase in adultery (8% to over 40%). A system of somewhat serial monogamy has de facto emerged. Still, legally recognized non-monogamous marriage arrangements are extremely rare.

In modern times, the term marriage is generally reserved for a union that is formally recognized by the state (although some people disagree). The phrase legally married can be used to emphasize this point. In the United States there are two methods of receiving state recognition of a marriage: common law marriage and obtaining a marriage license. The majority of US states do not recognize common law marriage. Many localities do support various types of domestic partnerships.

Since the 12th century, marriage or holy matrimony has been a sacrament in the Catholic Church, as well as other Orthodoxies, where it is defined as a relationship between a man and a woman. The Protestant Reformation reformulated marriage as a life-long covenant. Marriage of some kind is found in most societies, and typically married people form a nuclear household, which is often subsequently extended biologically, through children. In the West the nuclear family emerged after 1100. Most non-Western societies have a broader definition of family that includes an extended family network. Alternatively, people may choose to be "childfree". Finally, they may be childless due to infertility, and possibly seek treatment or consider adoption. The term wedlock is a synonym for marriage, and is mainly used in the phrase "out of wedlock" to describe a child born of parents who were not married (see illegitimacy).

In some societies, there is a growing debate about the form(s) that marriage should take. Two of the most hotly-debated variants are discussed below: same-sex marriage - legal, by 2005, in some countries such as Belgium, the Netherlands, Spain, Canada (and the US state of Massachusetts) - and, polygamy.

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Recognition
The participants in a marriage usually seek social recognition for their relationship, and many societies require official approval of a religious or civil body. Sociologists thus distinguish between a marriage ceremony conducted under the auspices of a religion and a state-authorised civil marriage.

In many jurisdictions the civil marriage ceremony may take place during the religious marriage ceremony, although they are theoretically distinct. In most American states, the marriage may be officiated by a priest, minister, or religious authority, and in such a case the religious authority acts simultaneously as an agent of the state. In some countries such as France, Germany and Russia, it is necessary to be married by the state before having a religious ceremony. Some states allow civil marriages in circumstances which are not allowed by many religions, such as same-sex marriages or civil unions, and marriage may also be created by the operation of the law alone as in common-law marriage, which is a judicial recognition that two people living as domestic partners are entitled to the effects of marriage. Conversely, there are examples of people who have a religious ceremony that is not recognized by the civil authorities. Examples include widows who stand to lose a pension if they remarry and so undergo a marriage in the eyes of God, homosexual couples, some sects which recognize polygamy, retired couples who would lose pension benefits if legally married, Muslim men who wish to engage in polygamy that is condoned in some situations under Islam, and immigrants who do not wish to alert the immigration authorities that they are married either to a spouse they are leaving behind or because the complexity of immigration laws may make it difficult for spouses to visit on a tourist visa.

In Europe it has traditionally been the churches' office to make marriages official by registering them. Hence, it was a significant step towards a clear separation of church and state and also an intended and effective weakening of the Christian churches' role in Germany, when Chancellor Otto von Bismarck introduced the Zivilehe (civil marriage) in 1875. This law made the declaration of the marriage before an official clerk of the civil administration (both spouses affirming their will to marry) the procedure to make a marriage legally valid and effective, and reduced the clerical marriage to a mere private ceremony.

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Types of marriages
The type, functions, and characteristics of marriage vary from culture to culture, and can change over time.

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Western world
In the Americas and Europe, in the 21st century, legally recognized marriages are formally presumed to be monogamous (although some pockets of society still accept polygamy socially, if not legally, and some couples choose to enter into open marriages). In these countries, divorce is relatively simple and socially accepted. In the West, the prevailing view toward marriage today is that it is based on a legal covenant recognising emotional attachment between the partners and entered into voluntarily.

In the West, marriage has evolved from a life-time covenant that can only be broken by fault or death to a contract that can be broken by either party at will. Other shifts in Western marriage since World War I include:

Unlike in the 19th century, women, not men, get child custody over 80% of the time,
both spouses have a formal duty of spousal support (no longer just the husband),
Out of wedlock children have the same rights of support as legitimate children,
in most countries, rape within marriage is considered illegal and can be punished,
husbands may no longer physically discipline or abuse their wife, and
in some jurisdictions, property acquired since marriage is not owned by the title-holder. This property is considered marital and to be divided among the spouses by community property law or equitable distribution via the courts.
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Eastern world
Some societies permit polygamy, in which a man could have multiple wives; even in such societies however, most men have only one. In such societies, having multiple wives is generally considered a sign of wealth and power. The status of multiple wives has varied from one society to another.

In the Muslim world, marriage is sanctioned between a man and a woman, but there are verses in chapter 4 of the Qur'an which state that in certain conditions a man is allowed up to four wives. In Muslim societies, the different wives are considered equal and must be treated as such. In Indonesia, the largest Muslim majority state, marriage is allowed between a man and a woman who profess the same faith, while atheists are not allowed to marry.

In Imperial China, formal marriage was sanctioned only between a man and a woman, although among the upper classes, the primary wife was an arranged marriage with an elaborate formal ceremony while concubines could be taken on later with minimal ceremony. After the rise of Communism, only strictly monogamous marital relationships are permitted, although divorce is a relatively simple process.

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Polygamy, monogamy, and polyandry
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Variations
Polyandry (a woman having multiple husbands) occurs very rarely in a few isolated tribal societies with limited resources. These societies include some bands of the Canadian Inuit, although the practice has declined sharply in the 20th century due to the change from tribal religion to the Moravian religion.

Societies which permit group marriage are extremely rare, but have existed in utopian societies such as the Oneida Community.

Today, many married people practice various forms of consensual nonmonogamy, including polyamory and swinging. These people have agreements with their spouses that permit other intimate relationships or sexual partners. Therefore, the concept of marriage need not necessarily hinge on sexual or emotional monogamy.

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Christian insistence on monogamy
In the Christian tradition, a "one man one woman" model for the Christian marriage was advocated by Saint Augustine (354-439 AD) with his published letter The Good of Marriage. To discourage polygamy, he wrote it "was lawful among the ancient fathers: whether it be lawful now also, I would not hastily pronounce. For there is not now necessity of begetting children, as there then was, when, even when wives bear children, it was allowed, in order to a more numerous posterity, to marry other wives in addition, which now is certainly not lawful." (chapter 15, paragraph 17) Sermons from St. Augustine's letters were popular and influential. In 534 AD Roman Emperor Justinian criminalized all but monogamous man/woman sex within the confines of marriage. The Justinian Code was the basis of European law for 1,000 years.

Christianity has continued to insist on monogamy as an essential of marriage.

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Contemporary Western societies
In 21st century Western societies, bigamy is illegal and sexual relations outside marriage are generally frowned-upon, though there is a minority view accepting (or even advocating) open marriage.

However, divorce and remarriage are relatively easy to undertake in these societies. This has led to a practice called serial monogamy. "Serial monogamy" involves entering into successive marriages over time. It often occurs when a husband, usually of average to high socioeconomic status, divorces an older wife and takes on a younger wife. The younger wife is disparagingly referred to as the "trophy wife" by many who frown upon the practice. In some ways, serial monogamy can be similar to the marital practices observed in polygamous societies, where a husband may add a younger wife to his family years after his first marriage commences.

Within the LGBT community, the expression "serial monogamy" refers to the practice of having one long-term relationship and then moving on to another. This practice is one of a few options for bisexuals, and is practiced by many gays and lesbians as well. (The same practice is common with unmarried heterosexuals who do not wish, or feel ready, to "settle down", but the expression "serial monogamy" is not usuually used to refer to this situation.)

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Forced marriages
Some traditional cultures still practice marriage by abduction, a form of forced marriage in which a woman who is kidnapped and raped by a man is regarded as his wife. This practice is limited to a few traditional cultures in a small number of countries, and is generally regarded as abhorrent by other cultures.

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Unique practices
Some parts of India follow a custom in which the groom is required to marry with an auspicious plant called Tulsi before a second marriage to overcome inauspicious predictions about the health of the husband. However, the relationship is not consummated and does not affect their ability to remarry later. One should note that this is not a norm found across the entire Indian sub-continent.

In the state of Kerala, India, the Nambudiri Brahmin caste traditionally practices henogamy, in which only the eldest son in each family is permitted to marry.

In Mormonism, a couple may seal their marriage "for time and for all eternity" through a "sealing" ceremony conducted within the LDS temple. The couple is then believed to be bound to each other in marriage throughout eternity if they live according to their covenants made in the ceremony. Mormonism also allows living persons to act as proxies in the sealing ceremony to "seal" a marriage between ancestors who have been dead for at least one year and who were married during their lifetime. According to LDS theology, it is then up to the deceased individuals to accept or reject this sealing in the spirit world before their eventual resurrection. A living person can also be sealed to his or her deceased spouse, with another person (of the same sex as the deceased) acting as proxy for that deceased individual.

Other unusual variations include marriage between a living human and a ghost (Taiwan), a living human and a recently-deceased human with whom they were emotionally involved (France), and between a human being and God (Catholic and Orthodox monasticism). Again, these lack the social meaning of ordinary marriage and belong rather to the realm of religion or (in the case of weddings of dogs to other dogs, Kermit the Frog to Miss Piggy, and the like) pure spectacle.

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Marriage restrictions
Societies have always placed restrictions on marriage to relatives, though the degree of prohibited relationship varies widely. In almost all societies, marriage between brothers and sisters is forbidden, with Ancient Egyptian, Hawaiian, and Inca royalty being the rare exceptions. In many societies, marriage between some first cousins is preferred, while at the other extreme, the medieval Catholic church prohibited marriage even between distant cousins. The present day Catholic Church still maintains a standard of required distance (in both consanguinity and affinity) for marriage.

In many societies, various rights are allotted only to married individuals .

In Indian Hindu community, especially in the Brahmin caste, marrying a person of the same Gothra is prohibited, since persons belonging to the same Gothra are said to have identical patrilineal descension. In ancient India when Gurukul was in existence, the shishyas (the pupils) were advised against marrying any of Guru's children as shishyas were considered Guru's children and it would be considered marriage among siblings (though there were exceptions like Arjuna's son Abhimanyu marrying Uttra, the dance student of Arjuna in Mahabharatha).

Many societies have also adopted other restrictions on whom one can marry, such as prohibitions on marrying persons with the same surname, or persons with the same sacred animal. One example is South Korea. Even today, it is generally considered taboo for a man to marry a woman if they both have the same last name. A large percentage of the total South Korean population have the surname "Kim" (an estimated 20%; rendering 20% of the Korean population ineligible for marriage).

Anthropologists refer to these sort of restrictions as exogamy. One exception to this pattern is in ancient Egypt, where marriage between brothers and sisters was permitted in the royal family; this privilege was denied commoners and may have served to concentrate wealth and power in one family (See also incest). The consequence of the incest-taboo is exogamy, the requirement to marry someone from another group. Anthropologists have thus pointed out that the incest taboo may serve to promote social solidarity.

Societies have also at times required marriage from within a certain group. Anthropologists refer to these restrictions as endogamy. An example of such restrictions would be a requirement to marry someone from the same tribe. Racist laws adopted by some societies in the past, such as Nazi-era Germany, apartheid-era South Africa and most of the southern United States and Utah prior to 1967, which prohibited marriage between persons of different races (miscegenation) could also be considered examples of endogamy.
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Re: RANDOM WIKIPEDIA EXCERPTS THREAD
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2006, 01:55:41 PM »

Wanker is a pejorative term of British origin, also common in Australia and New Zealand, literally meaning one who wanks (masturbates). It is particularly used of someone (usually male) who is self-obsessed or a show-off. It has the similar meanings and overtones to the American "jerk" or "jerk-off".

Although masturbation is now seen as a widespread and acceptable practice, the insulting properties of these terms still remain. The idea is not to jaunt the fact that a male masturbates, but as to enlighten the fact that he has little sexual interaction with others and is left only with the option to masturbate. As with many profanities it is considered much less shocking today than before, but is nevertheless an insult.

The idea can also be conveyed using a hand gesture involving curling the fingers of the (usually right) hand into a loose fist and moving the hand back and forth in symbolic imitation of the act of male masturbation. This is probably most common during altercations between motorists.

Various jocular rhyming slang terms exist for wanker and wank, including merchant banker, Sherman (short for Sherman Tank), J. Arthur (J. Arthur Rank) and Jodrell (Jodrell Bank). Non-rhyming terms include 'five-knuckle shuffle' or 'spanking the monkey'

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Usage and social acceptability
As with the word "jerk", the level of insult is dependent upon the situation. However, the use of the word in a potentially aggressive situation such as a football match can lead to much more serious consequences.

The term wanker has not been considered profane in the United States because of its British origins, though most Americans nowadays are familiar with the term, as they are with the mildly profane Britishism "bloody". In the ribald American sitcom Married... with Children, the character Peggy's maiden name was Wanker; Al Bundy's in-laws were therefore the Wankers. An episode of Mork & Mindy also included a character called Arnold Wanker, though this aired before the understanding of the term was common throughout the U.S. and was less likely to be intentional, as the Married... with Children usage was.

As most Americans are familiar with the term nowadays, such "incidental" uses as the Mork & Mindy example have declined. However, there remains an American brand of bottled beer named Wanker.

In the UK, the term would not generally be acceptable for use in front of minors, and would most likely lead to some form of discipline for those who were to say it during daytime television in the United Kingdom. That said, an infamous out-take from the word game Countdown records a moment when both contestants offered the word wankers as their answer, much to the embarrassment of the host of the show, the late Richard Whiteley.

A common use is in the phrase "The Referee's a Wanker", commonly chanted by football supporters to express disapproval towards a refree, almost invariably following a decision unfavourable to their team.

Humorous uses are common; a notable example being the song I'm a wanker in the cult TV comedy Men Behaving Badly, or the line "[I'm] not a wanker or a banker" in Devo's Triumph of the Will. There is an obvious separation between the insult and the reality of the act.

The term wanker has also been extended as a generic insult to cover self-aggrandizement or overly showy performance, specifically where the performer's impression of their own talent manifestly exceeds that of the audience. By extension, "wanking" can describe any activity which is showy but gives pleasure mainly to the participant, such as playing air guitar, free-form guitar playing or progressive jazz saxophone solos.

A related but less common slang term is wankered to mean "drunk". This usage is almost exclusively found in the UK, primarily in youth culture.

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Other uses
According to the 1990 Census, "Wanker" is the 53,501th most common surname in the United States. [1]

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker"
Categories: Profanity | Sexual slang

 Wanker is a pejorative term of British origin, also common in Australia and New Zealand, literally meaning one who wanks (masturbates). It is particularly used of someone (usually male) who is self-obsessed or a show-off. It has the similar meanings and overtones to the American "jerk" or "jerk-off".

Although masturbation is now seen as a widespread and acceptable practice, the insulting properties of these terms still remain. The idea is not to jaunt the fact that a male masturbates, but as to enlighten the fact that he has little sexual interaction with others and is left only with the option to masturbate. As with many profanities it is considered much less shocking today than before, but is nevertheless an insult.

The idea can also be conveyed using a hand gesture involving curling the fingers of the (usually right) hand into a loose fist and moving the hand back and forth in symbolic imitation of the act of male masturbation. This is probably most common during altercations between motorists.

Various jocular rhyming slang terms exist for wanker and wank, including merchant banker, Sherman (short for Sherman Tank), J. Arthur (J. Arthur Rank) and Jodrell (Jodrell Bank). Non-rhyming terms include 'five-knuckle shuffle' or 'spanking the monkey'

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Usage and social acceptability
As with the word "jerk", the level of insult is dependent upon the situation. However, the use of the word in a potentially aggressive situation such as a football match can lead to much more serious consequences.

The term wanker has not been considered profane in the United States because of its British origins, though most Americans nowadays are familiar with the term, as they are with the mildly profane Britishism "bloody". In the ribald American sitcom Married... with Children, the character Peggy's maiden name was Wanker; Al Bundy's in-laws were therefore the Wankers. An episode of Mork & Mindy also included a character called Arnold Wanker, though this aired before the understanding of the term was common throughout the U.S. and was less likely to be intentional, as the Married... with Children usage was.

As most Americans are familiar with the term nowadays, such "incidental" uses as the Mork & Mindy example have declined. However, there remains an American brand of bottled beer named Wanker.

In the UK, the term would not generally be acceptable for use in front of minors, and would most likely lead to some form of discipline for those who were to say it during daytime television in the United Kingdom. That said, an infamous out-take from the word game Countdown records a moment when both contestants offered the word wankers as their answer, much to the embarrassment of the host of the show, the late Richard Whiteley.

A common use is in the phrase "The Referee's a Wanker", commonly chanted by football supporters to express disapproval towards a refree, almost invariably following a decision unfavourable to their team.

Humorous uses are common; a notable example being the song I'm a wanker in the cult TV comedy Men Behaving Badly, or the line "[I'm] not a wanker or a banker" in Devo's Triumph of the Will. There is an obvious separation between the insult and the reality of the act.

The term wanker has also been extended as a generic insult to cover self-aggrandizement or overly showy performance, specifically where the performer's impression of their own talent manifestly exceeds that of the audience. By extension, "wanking" can describe any activity which is showy but gives pleasure mainly to the participant, such as playing air guitar, free-form guitar playing or progressive jazz saxophone solos.

A related but less common slang term is wankered to mean "drunk". This usage is almost exclusively found in the UK, primarily in youth culture.

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Other uses
According to the 1990 Census, "Wanker" is the 53,501th most common surname in the United States. [1]

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker"
Categories: Profanity | Sexual slang
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Re: RANDOM WIKIPEDIA EXCERPTS THREAD
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2006, 01:59:45 PM »

This isn't the thread for introducing yourself, estefan.

Try http://www.chaser.com.au/component/option,com_smf/Itemid,161/board,15.0

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Re: RANDOM WIKIPEDIA EXCERPTS THREAD
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2006, 08:57:06 PM »

You mean one day you'll make moussaka for me and I'll eat it?

How sweet.  :wink:

Maybe one day... although I dunno, I might really suck at making moussaka. Man that's weird using my name for something which isn't me...
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