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Re: Captions
« Reply #645 on: December 12, 2011, 11:33:39 AM »

Oh, it was Warne I see...

Always one to take thing literally, Warne thought Liz said 'You should fry your hand at cooking.'.
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Re: Captions
« Reply #646 on: December 12, 2011, 01:40:41 PM »



Warne comeback over, Liz checks into clinic
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Re: Captions
« Reply #647 on: December 12, 2011, 05:28:15 PM »

Warne changes name to worn
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Re: Captions
« Reply #648 on: December 27, 2011, 10:21:05 AM »




Warnie goes blind after big weekend texting.
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Re: Captions
« Reply #649 on: December 27, 2011, 11:07:31 AM »

Warnie learns he got gonorrhea from wanking
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Re: Captions
« Reply #650 on: December 28, 2011, 11:42:04 PM »

See this hand - You've been Warned!

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Re: Captions
« Reply #651 on: January 27, 2012, 11:35:07 AM »



After years of putting her foot in her mouth Julia eventually excretes shoe
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Re: Captions
« Reply #652 on: January 27, 2012, 06:39:52 PM »

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Re: Captions
« Reply #653 on: January 28, 2012, 06:18:19 AM »

"What did he put in my drink"?

Classic.

Something about "when will anything I touch turn to gold" springs to mind as well.

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