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Re: Captions
« Reply #60 on: October 07, 2006, 11:42:47 AM »
Arghhh Dr Harry. My mother used to work for Dr Cooper. She had to do everything for his aniamls, he wouldn't go near them. I used to have to go there in summer when school wasn't on and I actually still have nightmares about what I'd see. "Rosie" his beloved dog that would feature on his TV show once barked at some rabbits, as any dog would, so he took off his belt in front of me and repeatedly whipped her. Then he picked her up by her collar and threw her back in her cage. One of his cats clawed the couch, so he ripped every single one of the cats nails out. Another cat was a tomcat and sprayed sometimes, so he put it down. He didn't have any of the poison you use to put down animals so he got an empty syringe and just stabbed it's heart.

I have about a thousand other stories as well.

The guy is an evil bastard and it makes me feel sick when I see him on TV.
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Re: Captions
« Reply #61 on: October 07, 2006, 11:57:27 AM »
I find it so disapponting that a man who wears such a jovial, patchwork hat is an utter prick.

Think of the hat Dr Harry, Think of the hat!
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Re: Captions
« Reply #62 on: October 07, 2006, 11:58:10 AM »
Quote from: Biscuit on October 05, 2006, 06:56:39 PM


"Eating dog food made me shrink!" - Dr Harry tells all.
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Re: Captions
« Reply #63 on: October 07, 2006, 12:01:13 PM »
Quote from: Georgie W on October 07, 2006, 11:42:47 AM
Arghhh Dr Harry. My mother used to work for Dr Cooper. She had to do everything for his aniamls, he wouldn't go near them. I used to have to go there in summer when school wasn't on and I actually still have nightmares about what I'd see. "Rosie" his beloved dog that would feature on his TV show once barked at some rabbits, as any dog would, so he took off his belt in front of me and repeatedly whipped her. Then he picked her up by her collar and threw her back in her cage. One of his cats clawed the couch, so he ripped every single one of the cats nails out. Another cat was a tomcat and sprayed sometimes, so he put it down. He didn't have any of the poison you use to put down animals so he got an empty syringe and just stabbed it's heart.

I have about a thousand other stories as well.

The guy is an evil bastard and it makes me feel sick when I see him on TV.

Did your mum or anyone else who worked for him, ever report him to the RSPCA?

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« Reply #64 on: October 07, 2006, 01:50:31 PM »
If your story is true Georgie you could give it to ACA (given Better Homes is a 7 show) and make for a fee of course.  Only if you have evidence, otherwise could be defamation city.

Call ACA Direct line: (02) 9439 4577 to discuss.


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« Reply #65 on: October 07, 2006, 05:59:50 PM »
Quote from: post~mod~Julie on October 07, 2006, 01:50:31 PM
If your story is true Georgie you could give it to ACA (given Better Homes is a 7 show) and make for a fee of course.  Only if you have evidence, otherwise could be defamation city.

Call ACA Direct line: (02) 9439 4577 to discuss.




Yeah I know, I don't want to get sued. Plus, this was quite a long time ago, when Talk to the Animals was still on. Harry's Practice was just starting. I ended up getting my poor mum sacked by abusing  him.  Can you imagine what it has been like for me having to see him be so idolized. Why couldn't he have been killed by a fucking sting ray. Thanks anyway Jules but I think I should leave it...I should have done something when I saw it happening.
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Re: Captions
« Reply #66 on: October 08, 2006, 02:59:34 PM »
I always knew that 'Dr' Harry Cooper was a fucking fraud. :x

On a lighter note, I popped out to check the bunny's feet, but she wouldn't show them to me.

However, I don't think (from memory) that the undersides of their feet are furry.  In fact, I'm sure of it.

So the bunny is a fucking fraud too. :x
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Re: Captions
« Reply #67 on: October 08, 2006, 06:28:59 PM »



Crikey!  This one's a bit stroppy!
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Re: Captions
« Reply #68 on: October 08, 2006, 06:51:55 PM »
Quote from: Georgie W on October 07, 2006, 11:42:47 AM
The guy is an evil bastard and it makes me feel sick when I see him on TV.

Fuck. I can't even bring myself to use an emoticon to portray my reaction to reading that.

I saw him a few months back doing a book signing in a shopping centre. He's all old and stooped nowadays, and his hat was too big.

Quote from: Merran on October 08, 2006, 02:59:34 PM
On a lighter note, I popped out to check the bunny's feet, but she wouldn't show them to me.

However, I don't think (from memory) that the undersides of their feet are furry.  In fact, I'm sure of it.

So the bunny is a fucking fraud too. :x

Maybe this bunny is from a really cold place...
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« Reply #69 on: October 09, 2006, 10:02:44 AM »
I remember Dr Harry recounting how a bushfire killed 36 of his dogs and how he couldn't get to them in time. Gives his story new perspective. 

If there are others that can corroborate your story... owners perhaps.
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Re: Captions
« Reply #70 on: October 09, 2006, 01:31:35 PM »
Time for a new pic.

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« Reply #71 on: October 09, 2006, 03:30:56 PM »
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« Reply #72 on: October 09, 2006, 03:56:01 PM »
Investigation reveals the hamburgerler was innocent all this time
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Re: Captions
« Reply #73 on: October 09, 2006, 04:52:37 PM »
Quote from: blue on October 09, 2006, 01:31:35 PM
Time for a new pic.



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« Reply #74 on: October 09, 2006, 04:57:28 PM »
No Laughing Matter


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