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Captions
« on: February 14, 2006, 09:04:37 AM »

In the fine traditions of the 'AFR Caption Competition' and the 'Headlines' thread, I thought it might be interesting to see if we could get a similar caption thread going.

Basic idea is to grab a picture from one of our online news websites, and come up with a better caption (a link to the actual story might also be helpful).


Sydney is taking a somewhat archaic approach to fighting off the cane toad invasion.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/its-raining-beer/2006/02/14/1139679542878.html

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Re: Captions
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2006, 09:42:31 AM »
Maybe!

I'll see what I can rustle up...
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Re: Captions
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2006, 10:31:38 AM »
Australian Defence Force denies that they are behind the times with new purchase of weaponry.
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Re: Captions
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2006, 10:39:23 AM »

Lawrence was dismal at the realisation that she will miss
27 great weeks of The Chaser's War on Everything
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Re: Captions
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2006, 10:42:27 AM »
Quote from: Fritz on February 14, 2006, 10:31:38 AM
Australian Defence Force denies that they are behind the times with new purchase of weaponry.

Nice one, Fritz.  :-D


Another stab from me...

University administration admits that student pranks may have gotten out of hand.


PS: Would one of the moderators be able to change this thread so that it was possible to upload images, rather than just link to web addresses? None of these will make much sense once the SMH starts archiving stories, etc. If it proves popular it might also be good if it could become sticky.
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2006, 10:44:43 AM »
Quote from: fadeaway on February 14, 2006, 10:39:23 AM
Lawrence was dismal at the realisation that she will miss
27 great weeks of The Chaser's War on Everything

Another good one.  :-)
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Re: Captions
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2006, 10:52:09 AM »

Man with really, really, really tiny penis claims
a "4WD just wasn't enough"
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Re: Captions
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2006, 10:54:15 AM »
I think I'm getting the hang of this...  :lol:
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Re: Captions
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2006, 11:01:10 AM »

The annual "Ugly Day" festival
was a big hit with the locals

OR

Nice tits, pity 'bout the face.

(it deserved two goes)
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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2006, 11:01:29 AM »
Quote from: fadeaway on February 14, 2006, 10:52:09 AM
Man with really, really, really tiny penis claims
a "4WD just wasn't enough"

I don't normally like to use such things, but I think that was worth a - that's right, I'm going to do it - ROFL.

PS: My hundredth post. I've just about doubled my posts in the last two days with this new forum. I like it! :)
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2006, 11:03:52 AM »

Local woman accidentally sees John Howard in the shower.
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Re: Captions
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2006, 11:04:29 AM »
Quote from: U.Pseudonopoulos on February 14, 2006, 11:01:29 AM
I don't normally like to use such things, but I think that was worth a - that's right, I'm going to do it - ROFL.

Ah don't be ashamed.  Even I'm laughing at my own joke - it's bloody funny!   :oops:
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Re: Captions
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2006, 11:09:47 AM »
Quote from: U.Pseudonopoulos on February 14, 2006, 11:03:52 AM
Local woman accidentally sees John Howard in the shower.[/center]

Ouch!   :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2006, 12:32:38 PM »
Quote from: U.Pseudonopoulos on February 14, 2006, 11:03:52 AM

Local woman accidentally sees John Howard in the shower.

Amanda Vanstone before the wind changed
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« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2006, 12:34:02 PM »
Guys - I do not think we need the official caption competition anymore because you are coming up with some absolute crackers. Gold to you both!  :-D
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