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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24735 on: March 10, 2010, 10:54:40 PM »
Depends on whether it hit your head or not.
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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24736 on: March 10, 2010, 11:18:20 PM »
Quote from: Sneezy on March 10, 2010, 10:27:51 PM
Thal, the thought had never crossed my mind until this conversation, at which stage I attempted it. I was fully clothed at the time and no contact was actually made...

Hmmm...I see.

On a related note, do you think it'd be possible to jump off a 10 storey building and float harmlessly to the ground, if you had left everything you owned to me in your will immediately beforehand?
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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24737 on: March 10, 2010, 11:30:48 PM »
Hmmm, gee, I don't know. Let me tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyywheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*splonk*
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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24738 on: March 10, 2010, 11:32:10 PM »
Quote from: Sneezy on March 10, 2010, 10:50:10 PM
They're not rubber, Mez... although, a bit more rubber at an earlier stage might have solved all your problems...

Yes indeed.  Remind me to tell you about my attempts at condom sabotage one day...
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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24739 on: March 10, 2010, 11:38:36 PM »
Attempts?  How hard are they to sabotage?
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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24740 on: March 10, 2010, 11:40:44 PM »
It's surprisingly difficult.  No matter how fine the needle, the exit wound will cut your fingers (well, it IS foil).  And all the lube leaks out.  Dead giveaway.  :wink:
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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24741 on: March 10, 2010, 11:42:47 PM »
It doesn't work to expose them to heat or light, or use a chemical lubricant that makes the condom deteriorate?
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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24742 on: March 10, 2010, 11:43:44 PM »
Sorry, I'm only an expert in methods I've personally used.  8-)
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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24743 on: March 10, 2010, 11:54:20 PM »
Quote from: Mez on March 10, 2010, 11:32:10 PM
Yes indeed.  Remind me to tell you about my attempts at condom sabotage one day...

People wonder at my non-shagging, because I don't want kids

"it's fine darling we'll use condoms" - yea, right!
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.....Also a knife to the liver is a lot worse than the occasional beer every 5 minutes, so  :-P

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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24744 on: March 10, 2010, 11:56:55 PM »
Quote from: Mez on March 10, 2010, 11:43:44 PM
Sorry, I'm only an expert in methods I've personally used.  8-)

As SG would say, stop complaining that things are hard, get yourself educated and find better ways of doing it.
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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24745 on: March 11, 2010, 12:56:55 AM »
Quote from: Sneezy on March 10, 2010, 10:54:40 PM
Depends on whether it hit your head or not.

It did, concussion, an amount of stitches likely highly exaggerated by my mother,...  the scar has faded now, sadly, it looked pretty cool...
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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24746 on: March 11, 2010, 06:58:03 AM »
Quote from: Mez on March 10, 2010, 10:26:46 PM
I use mine as a nice warm scarf in winter.  :-)
The other day, I used mine as heat packs for my aching, arthritic knees.
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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24747 on: March 11, 2010, 07:00:04 AM »
The Men Who Stare At Goats was one of the funniest books I've ever read. I hold much hope for the movie, and now that Adi's endorsed it, I will definitely go see it.  8-)
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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24748 on: March 11, 2010, 09:16:01 AM »
I got to work on time! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :D
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Re: Things that are great...
« Reply #24749 on: March 11, 2010, 09:58:55 AM »
TTAG: The Oscars. Alec and Steve ftw. And George being an angry bitch. Love it.
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